The readers of this blog (and pretty much the entire sports world) have been begging me to post my opinions on DEFLATEGATE. Because of my extreme dislike of all things Belichickian and Bradian, I have refrained. Trust me, it has nothing to do with the fact I haven’t posted in several months. Regardless, sometimes you have to give the masses what they desire.
They did it. There, I said it. End post. The Patriots cut corners constantly, and Bill Belichick is a very smart man (with a surprisingly hard to spell last name now that I am actually having to write it). Tom Brady is an excellent QB, but one who has struggled throwing the football the past few years. The forecast was calling for rain/wind all week. Is it really that absurd that to think the Patriots may conspire to gain a slight advantage with the balls? The people that are shocked or surprised are just not intelligent or Boston fans. That said, everyone (even Patriots) are innocent until proven guilty.
Wait… no they aren’t! This isn’t a court of law. It’s a professional sports organization with a commissioner (I almost said with a governing body, but then I caught myself and started cackling manically). They have a track record. 11 of 12 balls were underinflated. If I were the NFL, I would simply state this fact and say that the Patriots are guilty, putting the onus on the organization to come up with a story. Of course, I would secretly still be doing my own research. Then, when the Patriots produce their explanation, the NFL will have their own information.
Which leads me into what is probably the most ridiculous part of the story… the gray area that is the footballs, prepping and inflating the footballs, etc. Why is this not defined clearly? I have no problem with allowing the teams to rub them up, inflate them to their liking and pass them over to the officials for inspection. I don’t even have a problem with turning them back over to the team, though it’s not how I would do it if I were writing the rules for a multi-billion dollar league. But, if that is the protocol, how can it not be the Patriots fault? The balls were in spec, returned back to the Patriots, then found to be out of spec. Common sense tells you that something happened, and that the Patriots were to blame.
If you are a manager at a manufacturing plant, and bad product is produced for a shift, do the customers or purchasers really care about the specifics? They are not concerned that a second shift operator was on her period, fought with her boyfriend and just didn’t give a shit that day. So why should it matter what happened to the balls? Do we really think that somebody sabotaged the footballs? Was it a Colts’ spy? Oh, and why we are operating under the theory that a Colts’ spy somehow got into the Pats organization, I’ll also add that it managed to happen to the most paranoid organization in American professional sports. Yes, that is definitely what took place.
Finally, the debate about temperature change accounting for the difference needs to stop. Based on weather conditions that day, temp change would have been around 20 degrees, which is not enough to cause a significant change, unless somehow 90 degree air was put in the balls or they were stored in a very cold place. If the air inside the balls or storage temperature was manipulated, it is the same as deflating them. “Ha, I got you NFL! We didn’t deflate them, we just put 120 degree air in them. Can’t blame us! We’re smart and edgy.” My apologies, that last one was a little over the top.
The Patriots should be held accountable unless the organization can prove without a doubt that they had no involvement at all. This, of course, will not happen. There will be a fall guy, a fine and lost draft picks, then business will resume as usual. The legacy questions will gain even more traction, and the NFL will have something to discuss until the draft. The NFL world turns on, per usual. At the very least, maybe the Shield can find a way to protect their balls going forward.